it is durian's first day at work today!! and bloody hell it was fricking nerve wrecking serving my first customer! luckily they spoke english, so at least i didnt have to flounder around for the right words, and they were really nice to me. haha.

my colleagues are kinda nice too. the senior one warned me that if they raised their voices, they didnt mean to hurt me. thats a scary thought, because im not one to take a scolding without feeling at least 99% horrid.

and i spilled stuff too!! sugar syrup on the customers' table and water on myself. haha. thank god i didnt spill anything on THEM, otherwise i would have crashed through the window and jumped off. haha.

the morning was spent cleaning tables and behind the sofas and sweeping and mopping and studying the order form, cutlery list and menu. haha. and then i got to make cookies! they were for the fondue and the coffees.

i had to pinch a teeny weeny bit of cookie dough into a cute little blob and smack 'em on the baking tray. gosh, were mine pretty! haha. all lined up in neat rows, with no pushing or shoving. and then when i was halfway through my third tray, the customers started coming in! freaked the hell out of me. i was SO nervous the first few times. and i think i spoke rather softly. haha.

but then after a while it kinda got better and by the end of my shift, i was marching up to them and demanding that they order on the count of 1! haha. well, no. im too much of a timidy mouse to do that.

i was supposed to be done at 4, but tables were uncleared and customers were streaming in by the gabillliontrillionzillions (well, not really) so i stayed for another hour till 5! my philosphy: another hour, another hour's pay =D anyway, time passes really fast when ure being up and about, busy as a buzzing bumble bakery bee on your feet.

emily and ken came to see me!! oh god my eyes sprang out of their sockets and were dangling on their optic nerves when i saw them. how nice of them!! i mean, assuming she came specially to see me. heehee! i think they are AWFULLY sweet together! =) thanks mily for coming! it was lovely seeing you again!!

on the way back, i called my beloved didi terence, whose smses i have, on more than one occasion, failed to reply. for which i apologise!! plus he was telling me bout his breakup. and i had the nerve to forget to reply. bad BAD vanda.

so i called him to talk to him and tell him about today, and i got to say hi to er kee too! they sound SO alike, i couldnt tell them apart for the life of me.

tml im working from 4-10. ANYBODY FREE CAN COME AND SEE ME!! =p

I GOT FIRED.
life rocks i tell you
you step into the office early in the morning
and your sup tells you (with a smile on her face)
that you are nt required anymore
doesn't it rock?
and she expects me to have the mood to work and cheery-ly pick up calls
are u KIDDING me?
i'm sorry if i sound like shit over the phone today.
AH
isn't it funny how some pple dun even know their car plate numbers?
and that they can sit in their car enjoyin the aircon
while i hafta stand in the sun and wait for their grand arrival
what is this?
i'm so not in the mood for work today.
let's party!
(alone? HAHAHAHA. i LOVE my life.)
bring on the margarita baby~
i HATE how my mood gets affected by you time and time again

oh thank the heavens my printer is showing some signs of life! although it makes scary bumping noises when printing. well i suppose one cant always have everything smooth sailing.

ah CRAP there's something wrong with the whacko! the words at the extreme right are all blurry and shadowy! i printed out all the ice cream dishes and flavours from the andersens website to familiarise myself with them. haha.

epson honey, YOUR VERY LIFE LIES IN MY HANDS! WITH A YANK OF THE CORD, YOUR PATHETIC UNGRATEFUL SELF WILL RECEIVE NO ELECTRICITY. YOUR EXISTENCE SHALL THEN CEASE TO CONTINUE. anger me further and you will pay with your LIFE.

what the hell is wrong with MSN? the stupid thing refuses to sign me in.

it is I, queen of all purgers. yes, i have committed yet another Purge today. i swear i didnt want to, but i couldnt help it.

anyway, DID YOU KNOW? constipation is one of Life's subtle hints to remind us to EAT MORE FIBRE. bloody hell, i drink water ALL the time, eat vegetables everyday, and STILL get constipation. where is the justice in this world???? and trust me, when you've got waste matter stuck up your arse, you CANNOT ignore it. i ate an apple at night, and drank some fibre drink thingamajig which mom bought, so im hoping, with fingers, toes, arms and legs crossed, that I RELIEVE MYSELF TOMORROW!!!

i just watched The Village dvd we borrowed from the library last week. i find the plot absolutely, incredibibaly, wonderfuldelightfulindescribably original and enchanting. i love M. Night Shyamalam! but i reckon it would have made a more enthralling book than movie. the movie was rather slow moving. my dad fell asleep. but the storyline is really good. i mean, its something you wouldnt have thought of yourself.

im doing my homework on andersens ice cream now. haha. checking up on what's on the menu, their history, EVERYTHING on their site. you never know when they might pop up with a surprise test. im seizing every opportunity to get a pay rise!

<3
outing to town with the lians!
everyone was there
we bought matching anklets, neoprints, and cam-whored at starbucks much to the stares of many around
lots lots lots of fun!
(no pics of me though, feeling extremely tired)
pics would be up soon i think :P

LOL! Why do I sense that someone quoted me? Hahha, got copyright one! Hahha!

Ok since bao lian likes to blog abt bao so much, let me tell you about my breakfast today. Hahha! Today is my off day, no tuition at all! Wheeee! Hip hip hurray!! So I woke up at ard 12pm like that. Actually I wanted to wake up at 9+ then take shuttle bus to yishun gym there to exercise but then, raining wad, and as we all know, when its raining, there’s only one thing we can do. SLEEP! See, I’m so smart. Hahha, anyway, my brain tells me to go back to sleep, or else no energy, too tired also cannot exercise. Well, so I went back to sleep. Then I woke up for brunch.


Wah, this one then nice! Apparently, my mommy had asked the maid to cook lunch for me, there’s the steam egg, some Japanese fish, vegetables (which I left untouched! Hahha) and rice. I finished everything and felt quite full then I remembered yesterday, go supermkt that time bought some pesto sauce. Well, pesto sauce is used to eat with pasta one, but I always eat it with bread. Ha, so I went to toast some fruit ‘n nut bread which is so damn nice and eat it with loads of pesto sauce. Then with the last bite, I ate up one tiny corner without pesto sauce and realized that the fruit ‘n nut bread itself taste even better, so I went to toast another piece of fruit n’ nut bread and eat it. That is just the main course for breakfast, there’s more! But I’m afraid I’ll scare you wif it. Hahha!


Anyway, durian lian, I also always quarrel with my mom though most of the time (errr, not really most, but errr, 51% ok, Fine, more than that) is my fault. Like I told you gurls I asked for permission to go Taiwan, I asked her when she just broke her leg a few hours ago and came back from hospital. And she actually allowed me to go. The worst thing was that my fren was at my house at that time and I didn’t accompany her to the hospital. Then when she came back, of course I got ask abt her leg la, but after that I asked her for permission to go Taiwan.
If I were her, or if my daughter were myself, I tink I’ll just knock my head into the ceiling. Wait! The ceiling like a bit too high hor? Lol, anyway, I felt damn bad afterwards and I tink I’ll just get her smth for mother’s day to make up for it. Presents, flowers, all these always works. Hahha, so if you made your mom angry, just get her smth!


For example, I got my mom a bag for her bday. Supposed to share wif my dad and sis, but they ar, say say only, I paid for the whole thing myself sia. That bag is part of my strategy in asking for permission to go Taiwan. Hahha! And it works! Because it made her happy! But now, I realize it’s not a very good strategy, because she’s hinting for a matching wallet for mother’s day. Jiak lat! I’m alr broke!


Hahha, and the Taiwan trip, sheesh!, I dunno why, by right, I shld be feeling damn excited now, but instead I felt apprehensive. How?
怎么办？
(LOL! I haf to check the Chinese dictionary to find the hanyu pinyin of the above 3 chinese words!)
Hahha, anyway, I was tinking that the lians shld go on a trip somewhere together. It’ll be damn fun! That day, we did suggest a few locations. Hmm, let me tink…. First one:

Iraq

We can tour around Baghdad. Main attraction there would be: the US marines!! Ahahahahah, if you’ve watched jarhead, you’d know that there’d be a lot of six pecs and jake gyllenhall look-alikes. Lol! Of course we’re all not that kind of shallow pple, so we’ll visit some of the ruins of houses and temples and saddam's statue but that's not the point. The important part is the *screams you-know-wad!! lol!


Iran

We go on a tour around nuclear plants and maybe can finally learn how to pronounce their president ahmadinejad’s name. And half of iran’s population is made of Persians, so maybe we’ll catch a glimpse of any surviving immortals or descendants of the ah gua king xerxes from 300. lol! And since we’re singaporeans, maybe we can ta pao oil back to s’pore since oil there is dirt-cheap.



Of course we might haf to spend a lot on insurance but i can assure you, durian and me won't need any insurance. Well, after we haf survived a car journey with deb as chauffer, i dun tink anything can be worse than that. lol!
I still haf more locations to tell you abt, like visiting australia to see durian's cute cousins and japan to satisfy sushi lian's fantasies.(hahha, sounds so wrong)but i seriously need to go bathe now to catch the shuttle bus to meet the lians for dinner and chilling.
Hahha, ok, bye bye!

OHMYGOD! i almost started a fire in office!! my god! i was so freaked out! and u now wad appliance i was using? mircowave. so smart of me, to really overburn the food using a microwave. no one has probably done tt. not in office at least. (where it is all enclosed n the air circulation sucks)

9.55am : it started off rather perfectly like this-
the ever-hungry me was all excited for my standard morning break (at 10am)!
ps. earlier this morning, i bought one waffle and one blueberry muffins! decided that ill eat the waffle first. (cos i like muffins better. haha) then i was thinking whether to use the toaster (which i played w it almost everyday, to make my hotdog bun!) or the microwave, which i have ZERO experience with. 'there's always first time! perhaps i might be a pro at it. who noes? and how screwed up can u get w a stupid little machine' i thought.

10.15 am: every decision made has it consequences. lol -

i delightfully brought my waffle to the microwaved. i went to consult my colleagues on how to go around warmin the food. they only told me to use a glass bowl n never any metal ones.
ps. they didnt advise me on the duration. (cos even a normal human being with pea brains will be able to roughly gauge the timing. unfortunately, im TT idiotic)
yea. and so, in goes the waffle! i set it to 2 minutes at medium high heat. haha. i waited there until i heard *ding* . but it was jus merely warm. so i put it back in and set it to 2 mins + now and went bac kto my cubicle to surf net. THEN, i smelt sth charred and it was getting stronger. OMG. i jump out of my seat, ran to e pantry n off the microwave! when i open the lid. its was like OH HELL. huge balloons of smoke GUSHED OUT. i took in a mouthful of it and nearly chocked to death. ALL my colleagues came over to check out the thick smoke. i was rooted there with the oh-shit-im-so-screwed face. luckily my colleagues are VERY NICE people. haha. they didnt blame or scold me. they had a gd laugh over it.haha.

10.30 - 11.15am:
Salvaging the situation and disposing/clearing evidence in crime scene -
i was panicking and scared shitless. why? BECOS MY BOSS WILL BE ARRIVING ANYTIME SOON! so screwed. Plus, she's ill. meaning that her mood will be horrendously bad. (pls note that shes hardly in good mood) the pantry area was suffocating and bad thing is, her cubicle's beside it! haha. together with one of my colleague, we opened some of the windows to allow fresh air in. that patheticc piece of waffle was on fumes. as if i had purposely added in special effects to make it look drop-dead yummy. haha. but it wa almost 3/4 BLACK.haha. well.. the whole office STINKS i tell u.it smelt as though our office caught fire. i was seriously hoping that the fire alarm won sound.
i quickly went to wash the glass plate which had some charred marks. (glass plate was a gift to our dept). gosh! even the corridor outside had e strong burnt/fire smelL! and it was obvious tt it came frm my dept.lol. i think we ll get complained.

11.16am : my boss called , to inform us tt she's ON LEAVE! i was SO SO SO relieved! thank god!!

11.17 to 11.50am: was manually, frantically fanning the pantry n boss area. haha. the smoke particles are diffusing at such negligible speed. i had to speed it up!

it was tiring. and i was already starving. i toasted the muffin and swallowed it down in like 3 mouths.haha.n btw, it wasnt nice. LOL. wad a blissful encounter with dear microwave. it i were to switch it off it like 30secs ltr, i swear u could see a bon fire.

argh. the smoke makes me feel sick, as if my lungs are failing. can i take off for tt? haha.

what a morning!

weird weird weird.
behind the boisterous laughter lies a tinge of melancholy. yet hidden within the melancholy are fine threads of sweetness. Bitterly saccharine. Can u make out whats tt? i cant too. its like confusingly sensible.haha. whatever.

got to work! too behind time!


~bbq bun*
*ps. im gona b microwave-literate*

i cannot trust them. i cannot trust them. how can i trust them when they go behind my back and read my blog without telling me and then pretend that everything is fine and dandy when i KNOW they're upset by what i wrote? the fake hugs, kisses...they're all part of this grand facade, a play in which they, the actors, try so hard to stage. i dont feel that relations are strained, but its not healthy to find out things about your daughter (like the fact that she uses the F word liberally when mad) and then keep them to yourselves, choosing to block out your discoveries instead of discussing about them with her. "open communication-the key to successful relatioships"- sound familiar? a common mantra indeed, but one you will probably never get USED to. do i sound like a troubled teen? because i most certainly am. and i look at all my friends, like the Lians for instance, and i think, i bet they dont have such problems with their parents.

and GOD i feel like a lump of lard every single day that that i live on the third rock from the sun. you know why? because i AM one. i hate how i feel about myself. i probably have low self esteem or some shit. the good thing is, i feel considerably happier when im with other people. like the Lians or my cousin Ailin. the Lians make me happy.

the lians and beloved friends (:
pics from some time ago!
promised lians to do a collage but i'm soooo lazy so it took so loooong :P
k-box at paradiz, dinner at central cafe, mad posing/pic taking at square outside taka! <3
lotsa fun, lotsa laughter!
meet up soon girls!

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.

YOU THINK IM CAUSING YOU PAIN BUT YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT PAIN IS. YOU THINK IM SELF CENTRED BUT IF YOU WERENT SELF CENTRED YOU WOULDNT KEEP HARPING ON THE PAIN YOU AND ONLY YOU FEEL. YOU GUYS THINK YOU BLOODY KNOW EVERYTHING. YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME. I HATE THE TWO OF YOU. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? MID LIFE CRISIS GONE OVERBOARD? HORMONAL IMBALANCE BRINGING ABOUT EXTREME SENSITIVITY? SURE, GANG UP ON THE ONLY OFFSPRING YOU PRODUCED. THANK YOU MINGFEN FOR INVITING ME TO LUNCH TOMORROW. YOU DONT KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM.

YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING I EAT TOO LITTLE. SO HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH? ENOUGH TO MAKE ME AS FAT AS BEFORE? ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE SATISFIED RIGHT? AND IT DOESNT MATTER HOW I FEEL. I MEAN, OH PLEASE, MY FEELINGS DONT CARRY HALF AS MUCH IMPORTANCE AS YOURS DO! AS LONG AS YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH HOW I LOOK, WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL? I WASNT BLESSED WITH THE GENES TO EAT ANY DAMNED THING AND NOT GAIN A POUND, SO FORGIVE ME, OH MIGHTY ONES, IF I SHOULD OFFEND YOU BY WATCHING WHAT I EAT. FORGIVE ME IF I DONT WISH TO LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT. FORGIVE ME FOR WANTING TO BE THIN.

I DONT BLAME YOU FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING IT UP? I'M VERY MUCH FATTER THAN LAST YEAR, ADMIT IT. IM SO FUCKING FAT I DONT DARE WEAR ANYTHING OTHER THAN TOPS WITH SLEEVES LONG ENOUGH TO HIDE MY UGLY FAT ARMS. AT LEAST I EAT NOW. OKAY? YOU GOT YOUR WISH. I GAINED WEIGHT. NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT BEING SEEN WITH ME IN PUBLIC RIGHT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?????????

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME TOMORROW? I OFFER AN ATTRACTIVE REMUNERATION PACKAGE.

I REALLY HATE YOU.

just let me into my lalalaland!

wanna hear about my UNLUCKY DAY?
i bet you do
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
:P
u can ask bao lian
who has been listening to me grumble the whole day
*huggs*

*fen, hoping that the shining sun will bring away all the bad luck

isnt it weird how you can secretly like someone but when he suggests meeting up, you get all nervous and think, oh shit oh crap, what do i do??? you havent been keeping in contact with him for some time because you sorta lost his number along with your phone, and anyway, you once saw him sitting with some girl in the audi. and besides, you werent THAT interested anyway. it was just, you know, a teeny weeny, ever-so-minor liking. but then when he does msg after such a long time, you find yourself pleasantly surprised and secretly happy. but then he says something along the lines of, maybe we can meet up, and you just freeze, but dont outwardly reject it yet because oh what the hell? its not like you're getting married or anything. just a meeting right? and you thank the heavens he's in the army now. maybe your newfound fear of commitment has got to do with being dumped before. but its been so long, surely it isnt normal to feel like this for the rest of your life?? oh what the hell, meeting up could be fun huh?

darn why is it that i keep screwing up at work today?
my job is so at stake
:(
pls dun fire me
i so need a job
and a certain school is seriously starting to irritate me by changing their interview time THRICE in a row
i so can see their SINCERITY
i bet they'll see mine too on that day
its obvious how little importance they place on me
i bet the nxt call wld be to inform me that the interview is OFF
darn


/edit :
mood swings are reaaally scary!
hahha it's funny how fast my mood can change
maybe it's coz' of HAM CHI LIAN!
who picked up my call during lunch
and talked to me till lunch is over
THANKS HAM CHI LIAN! *MUACKS*


oh oh oh
anyone wants to come have lunch with poor me (*puppy eyes*) who has lunch alone everyday?
its 1230-130! clarke quay!
HAM CHI LIAN has agreed to come on tue/wed this wk! that's so nice of her (:
hahahhaa
pardon my high-ness
must be the Water Chestnut Sugar Cane Drink (Less Sugar) i had during lunch ALONE tdy
contributing to my sugar rush~

*fen

Labels: madness at work

i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents i hate my parents. sometimes i wish something will happen to me so that they will be fucking sorry.

THE WEEKENDS ARE FINALLY HERE! (:

*fen ^^

hiii all!!

its frosted bun blogging from south pole. *ps: mf counterpart.

Eskimo's life is great! especially with a boss who always plays classic music. my life is pretty simple. all i do is sit in front of the com and doze off/nod away while my fingers get jammed at the keyboard and my blood freezes.

this is really getting exciting. i think im gona suffer from some extreme cold ailments. i jus dont understand how the boss keeps screeching abt the office being VERY stuffy and HOT. to start with, she isnt even hot in the first. PLS. *vomits* . i think very soon, ill see snow. wooah. interesting.

BORED.SIAN.COLD.SLEEPY.HUNGRY. these words describe how i feel every single day here. well of cos i dun mean the order is the same. they permutate. argh.

did rly experiment with any buns todae. my colleague toasted a kaya-honey bread todae though. it was q nice! haha. i finally ate the croissant which i bought at breadtalk 3days ago! haha. it hasnt spoilt! not a least bit. now, can u imagine how condusive my office is for storing perishable products?

scare me! my boss jus popped into our area.phew. im so awake now.

ohhh. I so wan to watch 200 pounds beauty! the korean drama. but i heard from my colleague tt it was only ok.haha. but i love lame shows. esp if its korean. heehee.yey! gona watch todae! lol.

oh my god. its 5. time to wash my face, cut fruits and refill water bottle! haha. den i ll b leavin south pole! HOOOORAAYY!!!

i can hear my stomach growling. haha.

ahn-nyong-i kah-se-yo! (e korean charac cant appear!damn!)
-frosted bun-

Labels: my beloved southpole

how dare ham chi lian bad mouth about me! *sobs*
tgif!
but i'm so so so tired! zb lian is tired, bao lian is tired, we are ALL tired.
But but but, MAHJONG TOMORROW~
doesn't the thought of it excite u? mj lei!
tml is the tai-tai's mj session (:
can't wait!
take my photo off the wall if it just won't sing for you
for all is left has gone away and there is nothing there for you to prove
i'm craving for some.... caramel frappe!
any kind souls? send it to river valley road for me? (:
weird weird weird. everyone here is weird. it's funny i'm the most sane one around here. stop smiling at me, people.
oh oh oh! me and bao lian and both TALL today! so happy! heels make me happy! (:
why dun i get to pang kang at 530 on fridays? so unfair! *pouts*
yes boss, i do EAT lunch. i eat more than fruits. and it's not gd to eat oranges when u're coughing.
my back aches! i miss emily! she gives the BEST shoulder massages! though it can be quite ticklish. hahaha. (:
its a damn cold night, trying to figure out this life. won't u take me by my hand, take me somewhere new. i don't know who u are but i'm with you.
why is everything so confusing. maybe i'm just outta my mind~
surprise surprise! zb lian has the same birthday as the prof whose secretary called me TWICE! :O the wonders of life.
this love has taken its toll on me. she said goodbye too many times before. her heart is breaking in front of me. and i have no choice coz' i wun say goodbye anymore.
sorry folks, no fireworks today. i dun feel that joy today. i'm just more in a moment of shock.
there's gotta be more to life, than chasing after every temporary high, to satisfy me.

*fen, with lotsa <3 and music (:

Labels: madness at work

Hallooooooo!!!!!

This is the debut of the of the most beautiful and charming lian. Yes, you'd ask why now then debut? Huh? Why? Well, let me tell you, because life had been so fricking busy that i don't haf time for anything else. And this is damn sad. Like tues when there is a lians meeting at this gang hole by the rambutan alley to discuss the next grandplan to whether use mascara or lipstick to vandalise all the toiletpaper in the public toilet and how to get pass Ali ba ba the blanga guarding the toilet with a 10 cents charge.


Yes, where was i? Oh, yesh, how can i forget mon cherie? Ali-ba-ba was a trojan horse. The real topic of the day is i'm here to COMPRAIN! and to vie with mfen for the coveted position of lamest kia. How to compete for this position? Very easy, though i tink mfen wins hands down.

1st level: apprentice: Start talking shit, with vacant eyes like some sotong.
2nd level: practioner: Besides talking shit, start blogging abt them and smell like one too.
3rd level: master: Talk shit, blog shit, smell like shit and most important of all, look like shit too.

So see, i told yo, mfen wins hands down.



Ans i haf a feeling she's going to kill me for this. =p


So see, i'm your one hunded peecent singaporean, so compraining is my favourite topic. You mean you dun know meh? huh? I tell you ar, today ar, so veli terrible ar, terrible like the mee rebus at the kopitiam near my house there. Because i've been facing loads of kids today. Yah la, they veli the terrible, but they also veli the terribly cute that makes me want to fall in love with them. By the way, vanda, your australian cousin looks very cute. Hmmmm... yummy... *licks lips.


See, i'm turning into michael jackson. Wth sia, i tink my nose still damn solid. Except for the 2 strawberries growing on them. Ok, i shld stop side-tracking to my gorgeous strawberry farm nose. I want to make the following as boring as posssible to rival someone who blogged abt century egg porridge. No offence, so let me tell you about my day today. First i woke up at 11, then i sit up on my bed, yawn twice, touch my hair and crawl to the toilet. The following are censored. XXXXX. Then i tried to practice marriage d' armor, smth i've not done since the last piano lesson since last century ago. You'd ask? Why minyi suddenly so dilligent? I TELL YOU WHY! First of all, i'm still waiting to duet with vanda, 2nd, my neighbour behind me bombard me every morning with fur elise. Noob, only know this song. Then every afternoon, the neighbour on the left practice, no, practice is too posh a word, that kid bang on the piano like some retard. In the evening, the kids living in front and on the right begin their daily torture reigme. You may tink this is the end, but NO! at night, its like doing university standard simultaneous equations cos' you've got 4 dumb asses playing simultaneously. How can i sit back and let them enjoy all this fun? Huh? Torturing pple had and has always been my favourite past-time. Watching pple squirm in agony only makes me laugh even more. Muahahhahaha!


Ok, back to my students, each of them is trying to test my patience today sia. Ok, maybe today wasn't really my day, but then patience hadn't always been my virtue. Besides, being patient is being WEAK! You see, you are injured/sick, you go into a hospital. If you go into a hospital, you're a... PATIENT! Therefore patience is an act of weakness.


Wah, its going to be 2am soon, and i've barely finish COMPRAINING!!

Ok, i'll comprain next time liao. Blie blie.

take THAT blogger homepage! how DARE you try to prevent me from signing in to the lians homepage! I AM A LIAN! I AM ENTITLED TO BLOG HERE! liu lian lian 1, blogger.com NIL =D

prison break is on now! but its lets-brainwash-the-gullible-public-with-commercials time now, and thats why im here! also because mingfen, dear ol' sushi lian, stormed into my room, thrust her plastic sword precariously close to my bosom, held me at watergun-point and DEMANDED that this i grace this blog with my most highly sought-after presence. ha. nahhhhhhh, mingfen is the greatest, loveliest, prettiest, smartest lian in the world. *grin*

i hate going out! i saw this f***ing skinny girl at NTUC fairprice that day and im like, screw lady luck man! how come she gets to be so bloody skinny?! its not fair!!!!!!!! i think if she turned sideways, you couldnt even see her at all. and she can probably eat whatever she wants damnit! i bet she can stuff a whole elephant into her toothpick body, digest everything and STILL end up looking like half the width of a bloody chopstick. life is SO unfair. oh buts maddening is that i used to be as skinny as her. and now im NOT. sorry for this outburst of blatant superficiality.

i went to the library today and borrowed this book, '1003 great things about being a woman'. i mean, AS IF we need a book to tell us that. haha. here a few:

>All that time saved by not having to shave your face.

>Want to get out of gym class? Pretend you have your period.

>Hot flashes are useful in the winter.

>Where would the diet industry be without us?

>No prostate problems!

haha. well the last one is stupid no doubt, because then men would say "No cervix/breast problems!" but oh well, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, huh?

debbie asked if i wanted to go to the gym with her and minnie mouse a.k.a ham ji lian tml. im like, GOD yes. take me take me! i want to run till all the glycogen in my body has been utilised and subsequently, all the fat! there's nothing quite as satisfying as finishing a cardio workout. well, except finding out that they have A&W DIET (northpoint only, bloody hell!) and vanilla coke DIET(australia only, bloody hell!) good good! im going to the yishun gym tml. too bad the other Lians cant join us because they're out WORKING AND EARNING MONEY!!

okay, gotta hit the sack now. toodles :)

FIREWORKS!!
what's the occasion you ask
no no, it's not my birthday!
i'm going to pang kang in an hours time!!!!
doesn't that call for CELEBRATION! (:

*fen, euphoric, estatic, hysterical (:

Labels: madness at work

Heyhey~


Since there are 2 new entries (yipee!), I think I should contribute too :] (see my flat smile, isn't it cute?)


Its still freezing around here! Still lots of fishes and ice.


Talking about the north pole, have you all heard about the baby polar bear - knut?


It's like super duper amazing-ly CUTE!


What? You don't believe me? :O


How could you doubt this person who has been living in the north pole for the past month?

OMG! is he cute or is he cute?

This is just a preview ok, I'll do up a ultra adorable collage when i reach home!

Anything for my darling knut! *Muacks*

*fen, freezing but still kinda happy in a saccharide sweet way :]

Labels: KNUT

Hi! im at work! haha. doesnt look like it rite. im always online. haha. its not that theres not work, jus that im plain slacking. haha.
*oh btw the boss isnt even here yet. hehe*

i made garlic toast early in the morning! (with my colleague!)haha.the first 2 pieces were kind of chao tar. haha. im trying to perfect my toasting skills u see. and afterall i dun have a toaster a home to play with. Its jus SO FUN! haha. i swear the whole office smells like a bakery! haha.

i made myself a hotdog bun at 10.16am! (but thats without the hotdog. haha. my colleagues n i finished up the chessesdogs i bought last time.lol)

my god. the boss jus came! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. (~30sec after the previous para) was right behind me jus now. luckily i was quick enough to minimise the window.haha. She's dicussing whether to partition her cubicle or not.( she complained that we are too noisy.haha) lalala.

oh, ya. my hotdog.haha. i was trying to be abit more creative. so i added milo powder (those from 3-in-1 sachet) in place of chicken frank.haha. den i dump a triangular piece of cheese into the bread. haha. All goes into the toaster! n tadah!! out came my freshly baked, authenic mi-cheese bun!haha. it tasted quite decent!haha. saltiness followed by a tinge of sweetness.haha. the bread was q crispy too.haha. im drooling as i type. Im so going to try out more flavours of bun with different iingredients. SO EXCITING. looking forward to work tomo!
haha.

i was rushing out today and i forgot to bring my jacket. great. its freezing cold here.comparable with mf's north pole. if u happen to see me stationary, pls be very sure tt i've turned into ice.

GREAT. the printer just jammed.haha. ah ha. fixed. i love to disassemble machines. haha.

i just witnessed a great debate between my colleagues n boss. haha. (regarding the issue i mentioned earlier.) awww..work politics. better to sit on the fence. but it doesnt seem possible/realistic. lol.

okay, im looking forward to lunch! tomo's a FRI! YEY! which means weekends are coming!
haha. 11 more mins to go!

counting down... lalalalala..

time to do some work!

-sha^^ @nus,vdro -

(as quoted)

Men Are Like...


... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


*fen :]

Haey!! Haven't got much time lately, cos I was busy saving a few humans. And who is to be blamed??!! Godzilla has been creating some new monsters because he thinks it's cool. I think there will be more monsters to come cos I remember he said he doesn't like to have his pic being uploaded onto a blog. Hope that he doesn't see this blog..or else he will probably throw more monsters at us again.. =(




I hate to receive a call for action in the day cos my workplace is far from city area and it is really troublesome to fly all the way to the battlefield. Plus my boss is starting to get suspicious as Im often MIA suddenly in the office because of this. I hope she doesnt grant me the cuttlefish.




I would have to find a place to transform and I definitely wouldn't choose the toilet, cos it's too stinky. So that leaves me with the option of transforming in the lift, and one thing about the office lift is that it takes a really long time to come. I think I will have to provide some feedback soon, cos the other rangers are really particular about punctuality. They often start preaching and nagging when i reach the battlefield late.

And so we will try to defeat the monsters. Try to... But often we are just trying to scare them off by coming up with some intimidating poses.

When that doesnt work, we got no choice but try to entertain them with some hip hop dance and breakdance. But they are also not often very successful as we always get either bombed or electric shocked in return.

And some of us often faint as a result of the sudden shock.

In spite of that, we remain undaunted and continue to meet up regularly for our morning exercise every weekend. See the pic below? There... remember?? that's the aces workout.

Published with love, HuiLin

hi people~
it's me yet again.
this is like turning into my private blog or smthing, so quiet around here.
greetings all the way from north pole, where it is freezing with 4 air-cons blowing str. at you
i'm having so much fun picking up calls and doing admin
can't wait for lunch!
1 hour's time
but poor me's gonna have lunch alone ):
you know what? someone should come down and dine with me (hint hint)
my mp3 is faulty. i can't live w/o my music!
i think i dream of this blog yesterday! that might be why i hardly had any sleep
such a nigthmare!
my eyes are shutting by the moment i type
and my fingers are turning to ice
my stomach is growling
i need some fish (which is abundant here in north pole btw)
1 hour till fishing time, i should go get ready my fishing gear~
they optimists live longer, so from now on, fen's gonna try to be optimistic!
what a challenge
this post is getting more and more random and senseless (i mean erm, intellectual)
so i should stop here and go back to stoning (ice-ing in the case of north pole)
tata~

*fen (:

yesterday only 3 of the 5 lians (yet again) met up in town



we shopped and bought and shopped and bought!



the thrills of retail therapy!



i got to settle my craving for sushi too all thanks to sha :)



vanda : hope you're having fun in australia! come back soon, we miss you! :)



tralalala~ i'm in such a good mood today



and i need, is a cute smile, to set all things right :)

love, fen :)

oMg! can u believe it?! i actually have a shared blog w the lians. haha. ok i hope i ll update this! (consistently) haha.
i so want to post my sailormoon pics here. yeah, thats my childhood heroine. haha. at least she's better than some power rangers. (opps) LOL

*yawns.* im tired. been out the whole day. i ll gush more abt sailormoon in my nxt entry.haha.
happy dreaming to hui and ming! see u all tomo!

:) shaR ren ^^

one fine thursday night right before good friday,
3 of the 5 lians were online at the same time.
*fen says:HUILIN
¤ø,¸¸*[§¦-¦å ]*¸,ø¤ [e=O.N.e.d.E.r.S] douse out this smouldering feeling will u? w-inds!tvfxq.ShiNhwa loves!seiYA,haRukA! says:halO!!
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:oh man. my com very lag... super lag...
they were supposed to discuss about their date to town the nxt day
they were all happy when they saw their 4th lian online
MiNyI has been added to the conversation.
Sadly, they soon found out that it wasn't their beloved (*cough*) MINNIE
MiNyI has left the conversation.
Huii suddenly, out of the blue, started talking about choosing her blogskin, this which sparked out everything.
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:hm.. im trying to choose a blogskin.. haha.
This very smart-girl-who-has-a-craving-for-sushi-tonight came up with a better idea.
*fen says:maybe we shld set up a blog!
Everyone agrees that it is a BRILLIANT idea *beams*
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says: sounds like a pretty good idea
To set up a blog, the most important thing is of course to have a blog add!
*fen says:lets think of a blog add
The 2 starts to brainstorm as sha goes MIA
It started with
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:
rubbish.blogspot.com
satellite.blogspot
*fen says:
minniereplymymsg.blogspot.com
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:
okyayahowisit.blogspot.com
hohoho.blogspot.com
heheh.blogspot.com
cantthinkofanyblogname.blogspot.com
strawberryflavourfruitcookies.blogspot.com
blueberryflavourfruitcookies.blogspot.com
pineappletarts.blogspot.com
wehadsteamboatinthestorm.blogspot.com
chowchow.blogspot.com
When sha finally appears back in action!
¤ø,¸¸*[§¦-¦å ]*¸,ø¤ [e=O.N.e.d.E.r.S] douse out this smouldering feeling will u? w-inds!tvfxq.ShiNhwa loves!seiYA,haRukA! says:i wan e wehadsteamboatinthestorm
And the brainstorming continued!
roar.blogspot.com
growl.blogspot.com
chowchowandcheechee.blogspot.com
intoxicated.blogspot.com
which led to
socheem.blogspot.com
sparkling.blogspot.com (sha:sounds like sparkling juice)
welovevodkablogspotcom (me:i love vodka)
(huii: onlysharonandmingfenlikevodka.blogspot.com)
and then some more
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:my blog name you all know?
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:got sparkle one...
*fen says:
i'm pyschic
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:mfen we got telepathy i think
telepathy.blogspot.com and telepathy.blogspot.com thus came about
Soon, we ran dry of ideas (of course, even the smartest people can run out of ideas, can't they?)
reallycantthinkofanyblognametopiut.blogspot.com
ohyaysotnlhow.blogspot.com
After MIA for some time again, sha said smthing which set us on the right track
ourscrambledlives.blogspot.com
So we went along the lines of our____lives.blogspot.com
(are you all tired of reading yet, i'm getting tired of telling this looong story, haha)
our miserable/blank/sparkling/vodka/drunk/screwed/nutty/melodramatic lives
*fen says:
this is getting nowhere
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says: apresenceoffive.blogspot.com
*fen says:
sounds like ghost liddat
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says: feelourpresence
*fen says:
LOL
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:doyoufeelus
This ended up with sha and me disappearing to bathe.
¤ø,¸¸*[§¦-¦å ]*¸,ø¤ [e=O.N.e.d.E.r.S] douse out this smouldering feeling will u? w-inds!tvfxq.ShiNhwa loves!seiYA,haRukA! says:happythinkingofourblognameblogspotcom
sailormoonismychildhoodheroin.blogspot.com (hui:onlysharonlikessailormoon.blogspot.com)
powerrangers.blogspot.com (me : power rangers so unglam)
(sha:bcome some jokers blog sia)
Maybe it was because we went to bathe and became more awake and less insane, our huii finally got some time away from us, we got closer to the *perfect* blog add!
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:dazzlingstars
Leading to dazzlinghearts
AND THEN FIANLLY
¤ø,¸¸*[§¦-¦å ]*¸,ø¤ [e=O.N.e.d.E.r.S] douse out this smouldering feeling will u? w-inds!tvfxq.ShiNhwa loves!seiYA,haRukA! says:thedazzlingtale?
*TADA*
And we agree
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:thedazzlingtale not bad
*fen says:thedazzlingtale bah
*fen says:
theirdazzlingtale
Hey hey yuhoo... can you see me can you see me??? Testing 1.. 2.. 3... I am gonna set up a satellite here says:theirdazzlingtale!!
With a blog add decided, we FINALLY side-tracked back to the reason why we started talking - when/where to meet tml! (see above if all this name thinking has got u confused like it did to me)
even coming up with a password and security qs took some 'serious' discussion
but i bet u really don't wanna know abt it (and i want to slp soon, its 2.59 OMG!)
we chanced about this blogskin and LOVED LOVED LOVED it
everything started falling in place (and i am getting rly sleepy! 2000 namecards :O)
AND THIS BLOG CAME ABOUT
:)
(time to sleep peeps! i'm so so tired!)

hi
*waves*